[NSFW] Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know if her boobs are hot

SFW · by **Lucifer** » Sun May 17, 2009 11:53 pm

Ok, so we all know that Gwyneth is as mad as a barrel of fish, but still... Asking peeps to check out your boobs to see if they're still sexy strikes me not so much as an actress wanting validation but more as a come on. Every time a girl's asked me to check out her tits it's been a come on. Clearly Gwyn was looking for action. She's filthy little strumpet. And horny, and batshit crazy and hot! Hurrah! Next time I'll volunteer :devil:

Gwyneth Paltrow asked Two Lovers director James Gray to inspect her boobs before signing on for nude scenes in his movie. James revealed that Gwyn asked him to come to her trailer where she peeled off, to allay worries that having two kids had taken its toll on her. He said: “Gwyneth told me ‘I don't care about nudity, I'll give you everything you need. But I've had two children and I just don't think they look very good any more. Do me a favour, come into my trailer and I'll show them to you and if you think they look OK I'll do it.' “So I marched in there and I told her they looked great.”

The Oscar for the best job of 2009 goes to...