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Postby Lucifer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:22 am Tweet this!

I've been doing stinky farts since late last night. My fellow commuters were aghast this morning on the way in to work.

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Postby Book_Junkie » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:28 am Tweet this!

Silent but deadlies are apparently a sign of a loose spincter. Loud ones are the sign of a tight spincter (true fact) :ugeek:
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Postby Lucifer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:26 pm Tweet this!

Looks like I'm loose and my wife is tight then!

That's gotta be the wrong way around :oops:

Actually, I find I can control the tone to some degree, letting out a silent one in the office environment or a truly envigorating "Parrrrrrp" when home to amuse the kids :twisted:
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Postby hydroseismic » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:22 am Tweet this!

Lucifer wrote:Looks like I'm loose and my wife is tight then!

That's gotta be the wrong way around :oops:




So you're saying that :? ...................never mind
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Postby SalemSaberhagen » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:20 am Tweet this!

I love farting in front of a fan, rapid dispersal of tiny poop particles much to the dismay of anybody in the room!!!
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Postby Lucifer » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:32 pm Tweet this!

Excellent plan :lol:

I like hotboxing my wife with her own stinkers :lol:
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