You lot are lucky you only know me on the internets

SFW · by **Lucifer** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:22 am

I've been doing stinky farts since late last night. My fellow commuters were aghast this morning on the way in to work.

:mrgreen:

SFW · by **Book_Junkie** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:28 am

Silent but deadlies are apparently a sign of a loose spincter. Loud ones are the sign of a tight spincter (true fact) :ugeek:

SFW · by **Lucifer** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:26 pm

Looks like I'm loose and my wife is tight then!

That's gotta be the wrong way around :oops:

Actually, I find I can control the tone to some degree, letting out a silent one in the office environment or a truly envigorating "Parrrrrrp" when home to amuse the kids :twisted:

SFW · by **hydroseismic** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:22 am

Lucifer wrote:Looks like I'm loose and my wife is tight then!

That's gotta be the wrong way around

So you're saying that

...................never mind

SFW · by **SalemSaberhagen** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:20 am

I love farting in front of a fan, rapid dispersal of tiny poop particles much to the dismay of anybody in the room!!!

SFW · by **Lucifer** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:32 pm

Excellent plan :lol:

I like hotboxing my wife with her own stinkers :lol:

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